R.C. Neighbors:

Writer.  Reader.  Critic.  Professional Student.  Fanboy.  Slacker.  Malcontent.  Scalawag.  Drug Salesman.  Necromancer.  Citizen of Earth.  Person.

These are just a few of the titles that describe who I am and who I want to be.  (Of course, my two most important titles are husband to The Trophy Wife and father to The Precocious Daughter.  Those are the two that keep me far busier than any of the others.) I’m sure many other titles describe me, and some of them are likely far less generous and appropriate (and shall, therefore, remain omitted; this is a family site, after all).  These will do for now.